Archive - CrumpledForeskin

Zohran Is an Actor

I don’t believe Zohran is anything but an actor for the Democratic Party.

Jul 10 • CrumpledForeskin

February 2025

Trash Can Satirist

I yearn to quit my day job, being a Mohel.

Feb 12 • CrumpledForeskin

September 2024

Acting Runs in the Family

Apparently my cousin HumpleForeskin was in a movie and nobody told me about it.

Sep 21, 2024 • CrumpledForeskin

A Little About Myself

Hi everyone, my name is Crumpled Foreskin, but my friends just call me Crump.

Sep 2, 2024 • CrumpledForeskin

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