Zohran Is an Actor
I don’t believe Zohran is anything but an actor for the Democratic Party.
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February 2025

Trash Can Satirist
I yearn to quit my day job, being a Mohel.
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September 2024

Acting Runs in the Family
Apparently my cousin HumpleForeskin was in a movie and nobody told me about it.
Sep 21, 2024 • 
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A Little About Myself
Hi everyone, my name is Crumpled Foreskin, but my friends just call me Crump.
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